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Jim Yanik
[email protected] (Don Klipstein) wrote in
There are laws against booby traps.
They catch too many innocent people,often the owner,too.
and BATF-troop/LEOs are not fond of any sort of BOMBS.
They don't stop autos from being stolen,why would you believe it would work
for a bicycle? (my Integra had an alarm was was stolen Jun 29th of this
year,driven away with the alarm blaring. I couldn't get out there fast
enough to get a shot off. "gone in 60 seconds".)
Stun gun wired with a microswitch under the bike seat,or using wheel/motion
sensors;as the bike is ridden off,the stun gun is triggered and the thief
gets 50KV up his butt.(or triggered by the hand brake)
Maybe it would trigger his bowels..... B-)
Theft retaliation? Gets me going!...
How about this: 3-speed bike, which usually has hand caliper brakes
on
both wheels, but the rear brake can be a coaster brake instead.
Sturmey Archer made both coaster brake and non-coaster-brake versions
of their 3-speed internally geared rear hubs, mostly without the
coaster brake.
Make one with a coaster brake and both front and rear brake levers,
and
rear caliper brakes. Possibly not seen by unauthorized riders: The
rear brake cable does not actuate the rear caliper brake, but pulls
the pin out of the hand grenade under the seat.
Sounds a little too risky, dangerous and extreme to actually fly,
but I
don't think highly of thieves.
There are laws against booby traps.
They catch too many innocent people,often the owner,too.
and BATF-troop/LEOs are not fond of any sort of BOMBS.
Less extreme would be an unusual but actual brake setup, along with
fake
usual-type brakes that do nothing but maybe sound a burglar alarm.
Put a warning label on the handlebars: WARNING - ATYPICAL BRAKES -
UNAUTHORIZED RIDERS CAN CRASH! I'm sure some lawyers and maybe a few
laws can cause problems with even that...
Safer still would be a burglar alarm, though I'm afraid that in many
areas the thief would then only get a slap on the wrist.
They don't stop autos from being stolen,why would you believe it would work
for a bicycle? (my Integra had an alarm was was stolen Jun 29th of this
year,driven away with the alarm blaring. I couldn't get out there fast
enough to get a shot off. "gone in 60 seconds".)
Starting now
to think of a "dye grenade" to paint a thief some glary bright color,
like they boobytrap bank robbers with, but that may not be much of a
deterrent in some neighborhoods or social circles where it is socially
acceptable to be a thief.
Anyone think of any electronic solutions that won't get me jailed or
sued but cause a bike thief to become a former bike thief?
- Don Klipstein ([email protected])
Stun gun wired with a microswitch under the bike seat,or using wheel/motion
sensors;as the bike is ridden off,the stun gun is triggered and the thief
gets 50KV up his butt.(or triggered by the hand brake)
Maybe it would trigger his bowels..... B-)