It wasn't, because it was my bicycle.
John
Theft retaliation? Gets me going!...
How about this: 3-speed bike, which usually has hand caliper brakes on
both wheels, but the rear brake can be a coaster brake instead. Sturmey
Archer made both coaster brake and non-coaster-brake versions of their
3-speed internally geared rear hubs, mostly without the coaster brake.
Make one with a coaster brake and both front and rear brake levers, and
rear caliper brakes. Possibly not seen by unauthorized riders: The rear
brake cable does not actuate the rear caliper brake, but pulls the pin out
of the hand grenade under the seat.
Sounds a little too risky, dangerous and extreme to actually fly, but I
don't think highly of thieves.
Less extreme would be an unusual but actual brake setup, along with fake
usual-type brakes that do nothing but maybe sound a burglar alarm. Put a
warning label on the handlebars: WARNING - ATYPICAL BRAKES - UNAUTHORIZED
RIDERS CAN CRASH! I'm sure some lawyers and maybe a few laws can cause
problems with even that...
Safer still would be a burglar alarm, though I'm afraid that in many
areas the thief would then only get a slap on the wrist. Starting now to
think of a "dye grenade" to paint a thief some glary bright color, like
they boobytrap bank robbers with, but that may not be much of a deterrent
in some neighborhoods or social circles where it is socially acceptable to
be a thief.
Anyone think of any electronic solutions that won't get me jailed or
sued but cause a bike thief to become a former bike thief?
- Don Klipstein (
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