Obama was insulted in front of the world by Wen Jiabao, Hugo Chavez,
Fidel Castro (by remote control), Dmitry Medvedev, Thomas Negints,
Andreas Carlgren, Lumumba Di-Aping, and Greenpeace U.S. Executive
Director Phil Radford. At least.
I wonder what the O-team has in mind for Plan B. The make-nice thing
isn't going so well.
John
We recoil at this unfortunate slip of the keyboard Comrade John-ski--
things are going /very/ well indeed.
Have you not heard of our glorious victory in Afghanistan, which our
Commander in Chief has declared even 18 months in advance? Has our
new leader not simultaneously restrained Iran's nuclear ambitions and
made peace through understanding with the Taliban?
Just one year ago did not operatives of the wily last-President nearly
implode the evil capitalist state by burying it in failed mortgages?
Today, total foreclosures being a quarter higher[1] is producing
fantastic profits at the same institutions. Through the magic of
green, renewable unicorns, banks can now carry failed loans at full
value, assuring permanent prosperity for all.[2] Long live the
jobless recovery!
Transparent hope and change--is there nothing it cannot accomplish?
Why now our ever-vigilant ever-glorious Senate has even forged a
fabulous new wealthshare bill to guarantee that insurance companies
can profit from every single American--if necessary, at taxpayer
expense--or throw them all in jail.
Everyone approves of these 2,700+ pages of pure love which no one has
read. And surely $2.5 trillion is a small price to pay to insure the
net 1.8 million additional insured under this bill? [3]
And what third-world dictator could fail to envy, or hope to thwart
democracy as effectively, concocting edicts in secrecy, then passing
them with blitzkrieg in the dead of night? Can you not feel the
openness, the inclusiveness, the 5 nanoseconds' welcoming?
Ah yes, things are going very well indeed.
Cheers,
James Arthur
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[1]
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-10-23-foreclosures-interactive_N.htm
[2]
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/13/AR2009121302442.html
The Coming Debt Panic. 12/14/09 "It's time to stop worrying about the
deficit -- and start panicking about the debt."
[3] estimate of the Actuary,
http://www.cms.hhs.gov/ActuarialStudies/
(
http://www.cms.hhs.gov/ActuarialStudies/Downloads/
S_PPACA_2009-12-10.pdf)
Estimated effect on insurance by 2019, numbers in millions of
Americans
(view table in fixed font)
Coverage current law Reid bill difference
-------- ----------- --------- ----------
Medicare 60.5 60.5 0
Medicaid
& CHIP 63.5 83.6 20.1 million
Employer-
sponsored
insurance 165.9 160.7 -5.2
Individual
coverage 25.7 45.9 20.2
Uninsured 56.9 23.6 -33.3
----- ----- -----
TOTALS 372.5 374.3 1.8
NET ADDITIONAL INSURED -------------------^^^