K
Kryten
Yeah, it comes off as maniacal rantings of a lunatic.
And just how _do_ we spot the difference between you and a lunatic?
I'm here to enjoy a spot of loonie baiting.
So what? I'm a scientist, after all - that means one who endeavours to
find
answers, no?
No you're not.
Science is not just the search for answers, it is also the way you find
them.
You hypothesise a description of how part of the universe behaves,
you devise experiments, you observe, and see if the results match those
predicted.
these experiments must be repeatable by others, and get the same results.
Just because you say you feel a divine presence in your butt,
doesn't mean there is one.
Paranoid schizos are damn sure people are out to get them,
but that doesn't make it true.
Let's face it, if you are experience strange feelings that most people
don't,
then what is more likely
(a) omnipotent supernatural being
or
(b) some form of brain disorder
Hmm, the more likely you are to choose (a),
then the more likely you are to have (b).
And if the existing tools can't reach the object of your
investigation, you have to invent new tools, right?
I have no desire to invent a botto-stim-recorder for you.
Nor insert it for that matter.
And is it not true that a declaration of
"It couldn't possibly be" is about the most
blockheaded fundie-level faith, that's actually contrary to the spirit of
science itself?
No, some things can't possibly be, like a statement being true and false at
the same time.
It just that a supernatural being stimulating your bottom
seems _incredibly_ unlikely in the extreme.
Or, more importantly, who told _you_ that what they told you about
the way reality works is all there is to the way reality works?
Nobody insinuated that at all.
Science has never said "that's all there is".
It is a growing body of knowledge growing all the time.
Are you having an electronics crisis,
No.
and so don't want to hear irrelevant
suggestions about "spirit"?
That's just it. They are irrelevant.
Well, show me the experiment that says it's not!
I'd want a damn sight more plausible proposal before experimenting with
human beings.
Anyway, it is your hypothesis, you are the one who has to prove it is so.
For example you could hypothesise that the universe is the dream of a giant
sunflower
(named Dinsdale) orbiting Pluto.
Who just happens to be invisible and undetectable by scientific instruments
and omnipotent yet never bothers to do anything that would prove his
existence.
It is not our job to prove the highly implausible Dinsdale _isn't_ there,
but yours to prove that he is.
And if a mere sunflower is laughably implausible,
how much more so is an omnipotent superbeing?