Comedy Thread

[kellys_eye]

When I was living with my gf (now wife) she had a house rabbit (Dylan - coz it kept eating her pot...) that could 'sniff out' power wires. I had one of those dual graphics card PC's that used an external plug/connector to parallel them and the frikken rabbit chewed through them all! Cost me a fortune.

As much as it chewed power wires it never, ever found the 'live' one - always the neutrals....... damn...

 

[bushtech]

Now that's really irritating

 

[Kabelsalat]

Neutral rabbit ?

 

[(*steve*)]

Neutral rabbit ?

Certainly not one leading an active lifecycle.

 

[Kabelsalat]

Actually - this is how a "neutral rabbit" must looks like:

 

[shrtrnd]

I could not help but notice that you repeatedly referred to Dylan in the past tense.
Rabbit stew?

 

[davenn]

the best I have seen for some time .......

 

[ChosunOne]

When I was living with my gf (now wife) she had a house rabbit (Dylan - coz it kept eating her pot...) that could 'sniff out' power wires. I had one of those dual graphics card PC's that used an external plug/connector to parallel them and the frikken rabbit chewed through them all! Cost me a fortune.

As much as it chewed power wires it never, ever found the 'live' one - always the neutrals....... damn...

That actually makes sense: Rabbits instinctively go to ground...

 

[kellys_eye]

I could not help but notice that you repeatedly referred to Dylan in the past tense.
Rabbit stew?

We gave the rabbit away when we left the area - some 18 years ago now. It could be rather tough meat if it is still alive!

 

[shrtrnd]

Don't tell your wife, but Dylan was probably rabbit stew for somebody else.

 

[davenn]

The turboencabulator joke has been making engineers giggle since 1944. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
The tip-off was the term "crapalloy marvelvanes" which carries over from the 1944 version.

I am most impressed by the ability of the man to deliver two minutes of pure nonsense (i.e. double talk) without stumbling and without laughing.

 

[kellys_eye]

The last time I heard gobbleddegook like that it ended with "I do".....

 

[davenn]

The last time I heard gobbleddegook like that it ended with "I do".....

eeeekkkk hahaha

 

[Bluejets]

Brother went to the doctor the other day for general checkup.
Doctor says " and how often do you drink " ?
Brother replied "maybe once or twice a year".
Doctor says " and when did you migrate to Australia "?

 

[davenn]

ohhh dear !

 

[davenn]

Doctor says " and when did you migrate to Australia "?

hmmm ... that would have made more sense if it has said .... " Doctor says " and when did you migrate from Australia "?

since Australians (in general) love their beer/alcohol

 

[Bluejets]

since Australians (in general) love their beer/alcohol

That was the point.......
familiar with notA =...

 

[73's de Edd]

 

[davenn]

 

[73's de Edd]

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