Welcome back RHC.
Wanna know what happened while you were gone?
I cursed roughly 12,786 times (god dammit doesn't count).
Crash said his prayers, washed behind his ears, took his vitamins, and
helped an old lady cross the street.
Mikey passed out in a drunken stupor the day you left and just now
started to come out of it.
Jack and Doug discussed who is the driver, who's riding, and if it's
worth it springing for new rubber (it's a California thing)
Mark bought a new horn and basket for his bike.
Frank was accused of being Frank which confused Spike and Spike
Jim was arrested when police found him dry humping ladies legs on the
subway (that conversation with you about tits stirred him up. You old
folks need to relax).
and your favorite pal sold thousands of panels, dined with dignitaries,
hunted for exotic creatures, danced with millions of people, toured the
globe, discovered the cure for Asian bird flu, brokered a cease-fire
between warring nations, and was nominated as the ASA Man of the Year.
