Reverse household electric meter

[josephkk]

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Naw, let it starve, preferably somewhere else.

 

[JW]

AlwaysWrong. But that never stopped you before.

Perhaps you should consult Google before continuing to make a prat of
yourself?

[crickets]





[A tumbleweed rolls by]

 

[JW]

AlwaysWrong. But that never stopped you before.

Perhaps you should consult Google before continuing to make a prat of
yourself?

[crickets]





[A tumbleweed rolls by]

Hey! I know! Why not Man-up and admit you were wrong?

 

[David Lesher]

No! This thing generates dangerous, experimental, internationally
banned /backwards/ electricity--not only will your meter run
backwards, but clocks and computers too. Hairdryers and furnaces will
suck instead of blow, washers will dirty your clothes, etc. And,
worst of all, it'll drain the charge right out from your hybrid,
shaver, iPod, etc.

It does not run backwards; just it uses holes, not electrons.

 

[David Lesher]

My telephone doesn't seem to have a '+' key.

There's a great saga about Tom Kneitel calling the operator and
complaining he can't dial Long Distance because his phone dial
does not have parentheses.