Archimedes' Lever said:
No... SOME electrons bumble. Gazillions of Coulombs of them FLOW
right past the eye of you "slow mover", blind as a bat dopes.
Think about it. They MUST move or none of it works. You do still know
what the word "work" means, right?
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It appears that you have some confusion between velocity and quantity.
The asinine "Gazillions of Coulombs" indicates the latter.
Let's see, 6E20 electrons moving at 1cm/sec results in a flow of 1
coulomb/sec or 1 Ampere.
At this rate, at 60Hz, a given electron somewhere in the wire will wiggle
around about 0.02 cm one way or the other- yet energy is transferred from
source to load at near light speed-appreciably faster than any electron can
move down a wire. Oops, that involves wave velocity rather than particle
velocity.