Which is the best method to get rid of a corpse

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Boston Legal commercial is on right now:

Denny Crane : "Would you eat me if I die?????"
Alan Shore: " NO, I'd be worried about the Mad Cow"

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1. Find a large automated hydroelectric dam, in the middle of
nowhere, preferably a high arch dam with a large fall.

2. Shoot out stupid satellite uplink based cameras used instead of
real security guards.

3. Open grate used to service the trash rack by cutting padlock.

4. Dump body down the spillway on the DOWNSTREAM side of trash rack.

5. Listen to slight muffled crunch , crunch, crunch at 180 rpm and
watch sodium lights in parking lot flicker slightly.

6. Replace padlock with another padlock painted in the heavy aluminum
paint used on every hydro facility in the world.

7. Go fishing. Make sure you have a fishing license unless you are
over 85 or under 16.

8. Bid on contract to replace cameras.

This inspired by the scary, six foot diameter , ten foot deep
vortexes that appear at a intake just upstream of Niagra Falls at
times of high river and peak power demand.


Steve Roberts

 

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two slight edits

2. Shoot out stupid satellite  uplink based cameras used instead of
real security guards.

Change to place pin in uplink coax, it will take 6 months for repair
bid to appear in Federal Register.

7. Go fishing.  Make sure you have a fishing license unless you are
over 86 or under 16.

change age to 65

Steve

 

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I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

Ah! I have it! Right under the Space Shuttle at launch!

 

[GregS]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

See these guys..

 

[Nico Coesel]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Look in the yellow pages in the section 'undertaker'.

 

[Rich Grise]

See these guys..

Thanks, but it's in some furrin language. Got a clip in the original
English?

Thanks,
Rich

 

[Frithiof Jensen]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

http://www.biosafeengineering.com/tissue/features.html#small

 

[K Ludger]

See these guys..

or these guys:

 

[K Ludger]

http://www.biosafeengineering.com/tissue/features.html#small

Eeew!

 

[JosephKK]

With no fear of it being eaten, or, in most cases, opened, before
disposal.

That's similar to my should-have-patented method for disposal of
nuclear power plant waste: t my suggestion was for the power companies
to mail their stockholders their "dividend" every quarter and let them
deal with it locally.

Another similar method is being used by the car and truck tire
industry to dispose of some of their waste. The tires are ground into
small pellets and spread on outdoor athletic fields all over the
country. Eventually the pellets follow a path through the athetes'
shoes and clothing into their homes and eventually legally into
landfills where whole tires are forbidden.

Various transportation agencies (road builders/maintainers) are using
rubberized (from tires) asphalt to resurface roads.

 

[Jasen Betts]

See these guys..

or these guys.

http://www.willitblend.com/

 

[Frithiof Jensen]

Eeew!

Hehehe: They just *have to* refer to Germany technology when promoting
industrial disposal of corpses ;-)

"""
Fully automated Siemens PLC control system and touch screen
"""

 

[David Lesher]

eBay, of course!

 

[Richard Henry]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

In the reruns of Ax Men shown last week, one of the lumbermen remarked
after cutting a windfall still attached to its rootball, half of which
was still in the ground, so that the unburdened stump then rebounded
into it's former location, looking for all the world like a million
other stumps in the forest, "That hole would have been a good place to
hide a body".

 

[krw]

That depends on whether the corpse owes any back taxes.

That's not a nice thing to say about Obama's cabinet.

 

[krw]

That it wouldn't stink even more with a rotting corpse?

I didn't say it wasn't true, just not nice.