Which is the best method to get rid of a corpse

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I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

 

[Sylvia Else]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

Take it to a police station and tell them you found it. They'll inform
you that they have to retain it for a time to see whether anyone claims
it, but that if no one does, it becomes your property.

Now, here's the cunning part - when they call you to tell you that you
can collect it, you don't do anything.

Sylvia.

 

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I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

Find a steel mill and toss the body in a Bessemer converter? That
batch of steel might have a bit more carbon than usual!

 

[Sylvia Else]

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Find a steel mill and toss the body in a Bessemer converter? That
batch of steel might have a bit more carbon than usual!

He wouldn't want to do that - someone might get killed.

Sylvia.

 

[Jim Yanik]

Feed it to AlwaysWrong ?

...Jim Thompson

"feed the hogs",like in John Ross's book Unintended Consequences.
That's where many of our Congresscritters belong.

 

[bw]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

Just dress it in a Santa suit and put it in a sleigh on your roof and leave
it there.
Now you need to wait for some reindeer, that should be very time consuming.

Someone beat me to selling it on eBay solution.

 

[Sylvia Else]

Thanks; got a chuckle..

 

[Spehro Pefhany]

eBay.

But first, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermestidae




Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany

 

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A Bessemer Converter?? �Those haven't been used for 100 years, you might
have a bit of a problem finding one to dump a body in.

At least not since the 1960s.

 

[Jim Yanik]

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Just dress it in a Santa suit and put it in a sleigh on your roof and
leave it there.
Now you need to wait for some reindeer, that should be very time
consuming.

Someone beat me to selling it on eBay solution.

put it in a box,and wrap it like a Xmas present,then leave it out to be
stolen. Preferably on a cold day,keeps the smell down.

 

[Richard Henry]

Cut it into 3" x 3" x 6" pieces.  Wrap and label "fruitcake".
Send packages out as gifts.

With no fear of it being eaten, or, in most cases, opened, before
disposal.

That's similar to my should-have-patented method for disposal of
nuclear power plant waste: t my suggestion was for the power companies
to mail their stockholders their "dividend" every quarter and let them
deal with it locally.

Another similar method is being used by the car and truck tire
industry to dispose of some of their waste. The tires are ground into
small pellets and spread on outdoor athletic fields all over the
country. Eventually the pellets follow a path through the athetes'
shoes and clothing into their homes and eventually legally into
landfills where whole tires are forbidden.

 

[PeterD]

eBay.

YOu must be careful when listing. List it as 'chemicals' and not as
body parts in order to get past eBay's silly "no dead bodies" rule.

Use this as your list of chemicals:

Chemical Percentage

Oxygen 65
Carbon 18
Hydrogen 10
Nitrogen 3
Calcium 1.5
Phosphorus 1
Potassium 0.25
Sulfur 0.25
Sodium 0.15
Chlorine 0.15
Magnesium 0.05
Iron 0.006
Misc 0.65

Make sure you specifiy FOB so you are not responsible for shipping
delays!

 

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A Bessemer Converter?? Those haven't been used for 100 years, you might
have a bit of a problem finding one to dump a body in.

OK but there's still a lot of molten steel around, yes? Like in
Terminator 2?

 

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Freeze then toss into wood chipper on a bridge over a stream ...Fargo
style.

it' s already been done, he got caught. police figured out where he
did it
and after lots of searching they found a big enough peice tooth to
extra DNA

-Lasse

 

[James Arthur]

it' s already been done, he got caught. police figured out where he
did it
and after lots of searching they found a big enough peice tooth to
extra DNA

-Lasse

As above, but replace stream with hotdog factory?

James Arthur

 

[Rich the Newsgroup Wacko]

I have killed someone and I dont know how to get rid of the corpse.
Should I burn it, boil it, bury it in my garden or just throw it at
the street.

Thanks in advance for any information.

Put it in a garbage bag and throw it into someone's dumpster?

Good Luck!
Rich

 

[Rich the Newsgroup Wacko]

The only really effective way is to eat it.

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich the Newsgroup Wacko]

eBay.

But first, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermestidae
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For a really cool display, drain out all of the blood and fill the vessels
with casting plastic. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Spehro Pefhany]

I know one tech company that began locking their dumpster...after
finding a body in it..

I could EASILY see that happening. An engineer's body, right? And
his/her manager was the prime suspect?

 

[Jim Yanik]

Carry it to the local social security administration office, pull a
number and sit it down with the number in hand. Go home, call the local
news and complain about the long lines at the SS office.

last time I was in the local SS office,they had an armed guard at the
door,and a "No firearms" sign.

(of course,being known,he would have been the first one shot if somone
wanted to commit a mass murder,and no one else able to stop them.)