So I just thought of the fact that spark gap oscillators dump the whole capacitor only when the very tip of the capacitor has exceeded the voltage distance, and then the rest of the capacitor follows suit.
So doesnt that mean u could initiate a collecter and emitter with a high voltage base across the spark gap?
You could think when it turns on it stays on forever, but this isnt true either, because that would cause a spark gap oscillator to stop oscillating straight away as well.
So im going to try this NEXT! I dont have a problem with transistors, except for the fact I didnt know how to fab them, but if this works, now I do! So maybe im going to move onto switching and get away from these horrible capacitors I was forcing myself to use.