Jam Police Radar with Cold Plasma

[The Flavored Coffee Guy]

Did you know an effective electrostatic generator can produce plasma?
Well, if you get one of these electrostatic dusters, and place it
inside a 3 inch diameter PVC pipe you can generate quite the static
charge by allowing the air to flow through it as you drive. The PVC
should be 12 inches longer than the duster's fibers.

http://www.ettorecleaning.com/product-1385-Poly-(Static)-Duster.aspx

At that fine point, all you need is some aluminum foil and glue that
to the outside of the PVC pipe and strap it to the roof of your car or
truck. It may take 4 or 5 of these before your car will glow in the
dark or actually produce a plasma dense enough to absorb Police
Radar. In theory, it should work.

If not the alternative is a 300KV voltage muliplier and venting the
charge into the air as you drive. A much more complicated circuit.

 

[Bob Eld]

Did you know an effective electrostatic generator can produce plasma?
Well, if you get one of these electrostatic dusters, and place it
inside a 3 inch diameter PVC pipe you can generate quite the static
charge by allowing the air to flow through it as you drive. The PVC
should be 12 inches longer than the duster's fibers.

http://www.ettorecleaning.com/product-1385-Poly-(Static)-Duster.aspx

At that fine point, all you need is some aluminum foil and glue that
to the outside of the PVC pipe and strap it to the roof of your car or
truck. It may take 4 or 5 of these before your car will glow in the
dark or actually produce a plasma dense enough to absorb Police
Radar. In theory, it should work.

If not the alternative is a 300KV voltage muliplier and venting the
charge into the air as you drive. A much more complicated circuit.

I think it would work better if you took the aluminum foil, folded it into a
triangle shape then placed it on your head!

 

[dBc]

Greetings "The Flavored Coffee Guy"..

Regarding:
"At that fine point, all you need is some aluminum foil and glue
that to the outside of the PVC pipe and strap it to the roof of
your car or truck. It may take 4 or 5 of these before your car
will glow in the dark or actually produce a plasma dense enough
to absorb Police Radar. In theory, it should work."

I think this would qualify for Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a
redneck if...

You should be aware that many of the police agencies are now
using laser guns for moving violations. In a fraction of a
second, they've got a readout. However, you might provide some
hilarious amusement for folks driving by with all that on top of
your car/truck!

Something to consider..

Cheers,
Mr. Mentor

You might want to lay off the excessive consumption of too much
coffee! Let me guess, you're an 18-wheel truck driver or longing
to become one?



| Did you know an effective electrostatic generator can produce
plasma?
| Well, if you get one of these electrostatic dusters, and place
it
| inside a 3 inch diameter PVC pipe you can generate quite the
static
| charge by allowing the air to flow through it as you drive.
The PVC
| should be 12 inches longer than the duster's fibers.
|
|
http://www.ettorecleaning.com/product-1385-Poly-(Static)-Duster.aspx
|
| At that fine point, all you need is some aluminum foil and glue
that
| to the outside of the PVC pipe and strap it to the roof of your
car or
| truck. It may take 4 or 5 of these before your car will glow
in the
| dark or actually produce a plasma dense enough to absorb Police
| Radar. In theory, it should work.
|
| If not the alternative is a 300KV voltage muliplier and venting
the
| charge into the air as you drive. A much more complicated
circuit.

 

[dBc]

Greetings JF..

Etiquete on Usenet - you've GOT to be kidding..

Cheers,
Mr. Mentor

The mere thought has got me chuckling, although I DO sincerely
appreciate the amusement.


| On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:12:08 GMT, "dBc"
<[email protected]>
| wrote:
|
| >Greetings "The Flavored Coffee Guy"..
| >
| >Regarding:
| >"At that fine point, all you need is some aluminum foil and
glue
| >that to the outside of the PVC pipe and strap it to the roof
of
| >your car or truck. It may take 4 or 5 of these before your
car
| >will glow in the dark or actually produce a plasma dense
enough
| >to absorb Police Radar. In theory, it should work."
| >
| >I think this would qualify for Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be
a
| >redneck if...
| >
| >You should be aware that many of the police agencies are now
| >using laser guns for moving violations. In a fraction of a
| >second, they've got a readout. However, you might provide some
| >hilarious amusement for folks driving by with all that on top
of
| >your car/truck!
| >
| >Something to consider..
| >
| >Cheers,
| >Mr. Mentor
| >
| >You might want to lay off the excessive consumption of too
much
| >coffee! Let me guess, you're an 18-wheel truck driver or
longing
| >to become one?
|
| ---
| Greetings "Mr. Mentor"..
|
| On USENET it's generally considered wise to lurk a while before
| posting, so I'm sure you just missed the part where bottom
posting (or
| in-line posting, when appropriate) is considered the
appropriate
| protocol.
| ---
|
|
|
| JF

 

[dBc]

Greetings John..

Regarding:
"While the concept may be foreign or, possibly, even repugnant to
you, even Google advises bottom posting:"

While I appreciate the consideration, I REALLY don't care what
Google believes as "appropriate." I'm not using them now for
newsgroup access and have no plans on using them for newsgroups.
If you're using a newsgroup reader that lists the thread in a
chronological time order, not an issue anyway. There, you see,
you didn't even need to scroll down to the bottom of the listing
to get the reply. Thus, not too much work for you, John.

Cheers,
Mr. Mentor


| On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:42:46 GMT, "dBc"
<[email protected]>
| wrote:
|
| >Greetings JF..
| >
| >Etiquete on Usenet - you've GOT to be kidding..
| >
| >Cheers,
| >Mr. Mentor
| >
| >The mere thought has got me chuckling, although I DO sincerely
| >appreciate the amusement.
|
| ---
| Etiquette...
|
| While the concept may be foreign or, possibly, even repugnant
to you,
| even Google advises bottom posting:
|
| From:
|
|
http://groups.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=12348&topic=250
|
| "Summarize what you're following up.
|
| When you click "Reply" under "show options" to follow up an
existing
| article, Google Groups includes the full article in quotes,
with the
| cursor at the top of the article. Tempting though it is to just
start
| typing your message, please STOP and do two things first.
| Look at the quoted text and remove parts that are irrelevant.
| Then, go to the BOTTOM of the article and start typing there.
| Doing this makes it much easier for your readers to get through
your
| post. They'll have a reminder of the relevant text before your
| comment, but won't have to re-read the entire article.
| And if your reply appears on a site before the original article
does,
| they'll get the gist of what you're talking about."
|
| Note that "following up" implies trailing instead of leading.
|
| JF