Genome said:So, what do you married blokes do when you want to enjoy a good smelly
Chuff.?
Richard Henry said:My wife likes to cook with garlic.
So, what do you married blokes do when you want to enjoy a good
smelly Chuff.?
When you are married you are not in charge of your
own diet. So what you do is visit a customer and
(unfortunately) have to stay overnight. Choose one
of those motel-chains with attached pub. Bank up on
cholesterol with something-and-chips in the evening,
and a Full English fried breakfast next morning.
The Rose & Crown in Tring does a nice breakfast fryup,
but is naff on evening meals. However, just down the
High Stree, at the junction with London Rd there is a
nice little pub (The Robin Hood?) that does excellent
evening stodge.
Just south of Dunstable, on the A5, a motel+pub called
The Fox (I think), does glorious food. Huge evening
meals and they even have treacle pud and custard on the
menu......... my arteries ache, just thinking about it.
Genome said:I have noticed this girly trait. I think it has something to do with low
quality meat and high quality cosmetics.
It doesn't work on armpits but is garlic a Chuff suppressant?
DNA
ian said:Hows the not washing marathon going?! - Have the crispy dangly bits that
cling on your butt hairs evolved into a new life form yet?
The only way I can get liver and onions is to go out to eat ;-)
ian field said:Hows the not washing marathon going?! - Have the crispy dangly bits that
cling on your butt hairs evolved into a new life form yet?
I am guilty of being slack. I wash my hands and my clothes (i don't change
(or wear) them very often) and occasionally my hair. (twice in 7 months).
I also enjoy the luxury of wiping my arse after taking a shit. I can afford
this now because I got out of that thing that involved me buying all the bog
rolls. There has to be something strange about 36 of them lasting 4 people 2
weeks and 1 lasting me a month. I also don't have to deal with the
pscyhological damage caused by the person who would tear off halfway through
a sheet and leave a thumbprint in the remainder......
Don't forget, I was also forced to wash a foot. Or maybe I panicked, it did
go a bit pussie afterwards but that cleared up.
Mind you, socks and shoes dissapeared about four months ago.
DNA
Michael A. Terrell said:Who do you think is using his computer? ;-)
I am guilty of being slack. I wash my hands and my clothes (i don't change
(or wear) them very often) and occasionally my hair. (twice in 7 months).
I also enjoy the luxury of wiping my arse after taking a shit. I can afford
this now because I got out of that thing that involved me buying all the bog
rolls. There has to be something strange about 36 of them lasting 4 people 2
weeks and 1 lasting me a month. I also don't have to deal with the
pscyhological damage caused by the person who would tear off halfway through
a sheet and leave a thumbprint in the remainder......
Don't forget, I was also forced to wash a foot. Or maybe I panicked, it did
go a bit pussie afterwards but that cleared up.
Mind you, socks and shoes dissapeared about four months ago.
Rich Grise said:If you squat when you poo, you don't need as much TP, because it will have
cleared your cheeks.
Cheers!
Rich
Genome said:Yadda yadda yadda, we all know about that but it don't help much when your
feet skid off the rim because someone other idiot didn't aim right and
what do you do about splash back?
That's just the sort of shallow lack of thinking that gets you the
politiciens you deserve.
DNA
Genome said:Yadda yadda yadda, we all know about that but it don't help much when your
feet skid off the rim because someone other idiot didn't aim right and what
Sjouke Burry said:Gentlemen, please have some consideration with
our delicate intestines.
I get sick trying to imagine what you mean.
Rich Grise said:I _have_ to wear very robust shoes, because my office opens onto a machine
shop, and you'd be surprised how sharp metal chips can be.
