What about them? The resistance of any atmospheric moisture surrounding them immediately makes their high value rather pointless

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RE: Gigaohm resistors. The few that I have encountered, and successfully used as feedback resistors in electrometer circuits using op-amps with field-effect transistor (FET) input stages, were encased in glass envelopes. The glass envelopes are presumably either back-filled with dry nitrogen gas or evacuated to a hard vacuum to eliminate leakage across the resistor body.

Resistors with values in the teraohm range
are available from vendors such as DigiKey. They all appear to have horrible negative temperature coefficients of resistance, and some manufacturers warn NOT to clean the glass envelope because it is coated with silicone (whatever the hell that is!), but you pays your money and you makes your choices.
The glass on the gigaohm range resistors that I used looked like the picture above, but they had to be carefully cleaned with isopropyl alcohol to prevent a leakage path from forming on the outside of the glass in air, as
@Alec_t pointed out in his post #24 above. My resistors were supported on Teflon-insulated wiring posts, and connected to op-amps mounted on Teflon sockets. A real PITA to get this set up properly.
After everything was soldered in place, I then had to clean off the solder flux residue, again using isopropyl alcohol and a stiff bristle brush. IIRC, I actually soaked the entire prototype, with the op-amps removed from their sockets, in a tray of alcohol just to be sure everything got cleaned. I may even have used an ultrasonic bath to ensure nothing was left to chance. I was younger then, in the 1970s, still a non-degree electronics technician, eager to please my boss and not make mistakes. I did manage to please my boss, I think because he was "old school" much like me, but I made plenty of mistakes during the twelve years I worked there full-time while pursuing a BEE degree part-time. Fortunately, I learned from the old mistakes and always went on to discover how to make new mistakes. This process continues to this day. And I did finally graduate, ten years and four children later, in the summer of 1978.