How would you...............

[Clint Sharp]

Wear a leather jacket with the emblem of a particularly nasty outlaw
biker club attached. Wild Hogs?

 

[BadHabit]

I would think the recoil would give you whiplash if you put one of
those on a helmet.

However, the muzzle flash would do the same job as the LEDs, so
problem ultimately solved.

Clark