I suppose you would criticize a cowboy who tried to repair his horse? ^_^
LOL! Maybe not if he was a veterinarian.
Cowboy...reminds me of a couple of good jokes.
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my
whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing
flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Three cowboys stood around the campfire out on the range one evening.
The cattle were rounded up, the meal eaten, the utensils cleaned and put
away, and soon the tall tales began. "I must be the roughest, toughest
cowboy in these parts," said the first. "Last week, back at the ranch,
a bull got loose in the corral and gored three other cowpokes before I
jumped in and rassled him to the ground with my bare hands." The second
cowboy couldn't stand to be outdone. "Why, that's nothin'. The other
day, as I was ridin' down the trail, a 15-foot rattler come out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I jumped off my horse, grabbed him
and bit his head off and swallowed it, poison and all...and I'm still
here!" The third cowboy just stood by silently, slowly stirring the
coals with his prick.