How can I open a trans-dimensional gateway ???

[Karl-Hugo Weesberg]

I need to build it to escape this boring planet before I die of boredom.

So what do I need for a trans-dimensional gateway?

 

[exxos]

I need to build it to escape this boring planet before I die of boredom.

So what do I need for a trans-dimensional gateway?

LOTS of power, and maybe it will have a BC548 in it somewhere.....

Chris

 

[CWatters]

I need to build it to escape this boring planet before I die of boredom.

So what do I need for a trans-dimensional gateway?

Two worm holes and a lot of energy.

 

[Boris Mohar]

Two worm holes and a lot of energy.

Must rub two trolls together first.

This idiot without imagination has been posing these kinds of witless
idioticies under different aliases all over the usenet. Ok, maybe he is not
an idiot maybe he is just a nine year old.

 

[Volund]

LOTS of power, and maybe it will have a BC548 in it somewhere.....

A LONG AC cord too, one of those curly ones..................

 

[exxos]

Must rub two trolls together first.

This idiot without imagination has been posing these kinds of witless
idioticies under different aliases all over the usenet. Ok, maybe he is
not
an idiot maybe he is just a nine year old.

aka - a idiot ;-)

Chris

 

[John Fields]

I need to build it to escape this boring planet before I die of boredom.

So what do I need for a trans-dimensional gateway?

 

[Sad]

Two worm holes and a lot of energy.

I can do it with one worm hole and relatively small amount of anti-energy.

 

[Rich Webb]

I can do it with one worm hole and relatively small amount of anti-energy.

Well, *I* can do it with one BLACK hole and NO additional energy.
There's a 90-day guarantee but complaints with respect to achieving the
correct trans-dimension must be made in person.

 

[DAW]

Has anyone told you, you should not breed.

 

[Ken Taylor]

I was thinking he could maybe go forth and do so straight away.

 

[Bob Myers]

I was thinking he could maybe go forth and do so straight away.

Yes, but only to himself.

Bob M.

 

[Andre]

Yes, but only to himself.

ROFLMAO!!!!

OTOH, one way he might get this to work would be to develop a workable
theory of quantum gravity. Its entirely possible that there might be a
way to generate a workable IDG, as various theories suggest that
electromagnetism and gravity may be subtly linked at high enough
energies.

He might grow old trying to figure this out though- physics has been
trying for the last 150 years and so far all we know is that its a
*lot* more complex than we ever imagined. We still haven't duplicated
ball lightning and that's simple in comparison

-A

 

[Mark Fergerson]

I need to build it to escape this boring planet before I die of boredom.

What makes you think anyplace else will be any more
interesting?

OTOH there are many things going on here that I find
interesting. Perhaps you're just looking in the wrong places.

So what do I need for a trans-dimensional gateway?

Depends. What's your budget? Black hole arrays aren't cheap.

Mark L. Fergerson

 

[Ken Taylor]

I bought a 2 dimensional gateway at Home Depot and used it to keep my dog in my
backyard.

Isn't that trans-dimensional when you rotate it in the X-dimension through
Z?