Only two phrases are required for a long relationship, "Yes, Dear" and
"I'm sorry" ;-)
Got this one from a female friend today:
HER DIARY:
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and
absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it
was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me
and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I
love you too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed
distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes
later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and
we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts
were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I
started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to
do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is
a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 95. Can't putt for shit.
Got laid though.
