There is considerable anecdotal evidence that hanging your patent on
an east wall significantly reduces both the frequency and severity of
walrus attacks.
I wouldn't know anything about walrus attacks (didn't even like the
Beatles, much), but I do know that employers like them. ;-)
Recent double blind studies in Nebraska have reinforced this premise.
Rhose double blind studies must have been conducted in East Anglia.
The placebo patent would have an effect within the test error bars, I
would think. ;-)
As far as can be determined, this is the ONLY known benefit of patents
to individuals and small scale startups.
Nonsense. This individual benefited to the tune of about $20K from
his patents. Of course, it was paid by my employer who is not a small
scale startup. ;-)