CO2 Placement

[Jim]

I ground my plastic boxes with fiber optic cable, allows for faster
transmutation of  electrons.

Because of the excessive speed allowed by fiber optic cable, it's
always wise to carry a ziplock bag of extra transmuted electrons for
replacement purposes. Caution is advised when opening the bag,
however. They tend to float away when the bag is opened.

I've always considered this somewhat of an inconvenience so recently
I've begun to convert all my equipment over to antimatter based
electronics. Positrons are much easier to contain. They sink to the
bottom of the bag.

By the way, the most noteable device I've come across in this new line
of equipment is the DED. This is the Dark Emitting Diode. You can just
imagine all the uses there are for it.

 

[Crash Gordon]

DEDs can be deadly if you use too many or over clock them. You only get a
nanosecond warning just before the whooshing sound.....

I ground my plastic boxes with fiber optic cable, allows for faster
transmutation of electrons.

Because of the excessive speed allowed by fiber optic cable, it's
always wise to carry a ziplock bag of extra transmuted electrons for
replacement purposes. Caution is advised when opening the bag,
however. They tend to float away when the bag is opened.

I've always considered this somewhat of an inconvenience so recently
I've begun to convert all my equipment over to antimatter based
electronics. Positrons are much easier to contain. They sink to the
bottom of the bag.

By the way, the most noteable device I've come across in this new line
of equipment is the DED. This is the Dark Emitting Diode. You can just
imagine all the uses there are for it.

 

[Jim]

DEDs can be deadly if you use too many or over clock them. You only get a
nanosecond warning just before the whooshing sound.....

Yeah I know but .... in you're careful ..... and use just the right
quantity ......like there's so many unusual things you can do with
them. Like just the other day, I had a client who works nights and
sleeps during the day. He could never get enough sleep during the day
so we installed some DED's in the bedroom and sure enough, he's
getting his full 8 hours every day now.

Also, about a year ago, I installed DED's in every room of this house
I did an alarm system for. The guy got broken into during the day, and
when the police arrived, the intruder was still there in the house,
wandering around, completely disorientated, in total darkness, for
about a half hour or more. The police tried feeling around for him for
about 15 minutes. Finally the alarm system shut down and they saw him
standing in the middle of the living room, eyes wide open, panicked,
with his hands out in front of him, like, trying to find his way out.

 

[Rich]

Dark-Emitting Diode ?

Yeah I know but .... in you're careful ..... and use just the right
quantity ......like there's so many unusual things you can do with
them. Like just the other day, I had a client who works nights and
sleeps during the day. He could never get enough sleep during the day
so we installed some DED's in the bedroom and sure enough, he's
getting his full 8 hours every day now.

Also, about a year ago, I installed DED's in every room of this house
I did an alarm system for. The guy got broken into during the day, and
when the police arrived, the intruder was still there in the house,
wandering around, completely disorientated, in total darkness, for
about a half hour or more. The police tried feeling around for him for
about 15 minutes. Finally the alarm system shut down and they saw him
standing in the middle of the living room, eyes wide open, panicked,
with his hands out in front of him, like, trying to find his way out.

 

[alarman]

Dark-Emitting Diode ?

They suck light. Really cool if you're a day sleeper.
js

 

[Crash Gordon]

Excellent idea too...siren goes off...power up the DEDs and bam the bad guy
walks into a wall and falls down the stairs.


| Rich wrote:
| > Dark-Emitting Diode ?
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| They suck light. Really cool if you're a day sleeper.
| js
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[alarman]

Excellent idea too...siren goes off...power up the DEDs and bam the
bad guy walks into a wall and falls down the stairs.

I love 'em. Not legal in CA, or I'd use them in my installs.
js

 

[Jim]

Dark-Emitting Diode ?

Yep. ADI carries them. They're pretty expensive though. You need an
array, like on CCTV cameras, to fill a room.

 

[Crash Gordon]

It's also a protected product, you have to be trained and licensed as a DED
tech, they won't just sell them to any old knight.




| > Dark-Emitting Diode ?
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| Yep. ADI carries them. They're pretty expensive though. You need an
| array, like on CCTV cameras, to fill a room.
|

 

[AlarmCoJoe]

but are u a gratefull ded tech?

 

[Crash Gordon]

lol.



| but are u a gratefull ded tech?
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| | > It's also a protected product, you have to be trained and licensed as a
| > DED
| > tech, they won't just sell them to any old knight.
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| >
| > | > | > Dark-Emitting Diode ?
| > | >
| > | Yep. ADI carries them. They're pretty expensive though. You need an
| > | array, like on CCTV cameras, to fill a room.
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| >
| >
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[Jim]

It's also a protected product, you have to be trained and licensed as a DED
tech, they won't just sell them to any old knight.

Yes, the training is really unique. The factory reps rented a training
room at a local motel, in one of those seminar rooms without any
windows. They set up the DED's around the room and they handed out
these little head lamp devices for us to wear, so we could see how to
adjust direction and range. When you're right up close to the array,
you can't see a damn thing. Then when you turn on your head light it
affects the range, so it's "on" and "off" with the head lamp until you
get it set right. Walk testing afterwards is really simple though.

Obviously, you can just stand out side of the protected area and see
the perimiter of the dark area. However, just as with the infra red
arrays they use on CCTV cameras ..... Don't believe the specs when
they give you the range. If they say 50foot range, the best you can
expect is about 30 feet or so.

They let us keep the head lamps as a promotional give-away, along with
a little adjustment tool kit. Nice.

 

[Petem]

yup and be careful not to be exposed to long to DED,or you will loose skin
colour!

Michael Jackson learned it the hard way!

 

[Jim]

yup and be careful not to be exposed to long to DED,or you will loose skin
colour!

Michael Jackson learned it the hard way!

Yeh .....He probably got so light skined because he had them installed
along with the infra red emitters on all the CCTV cameras that were in
his bedroom, where he spends all his time with his young "little
friends".