Activ8 said:
Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.
ayup. damn annoying.
At least I don't hit my head on their house.
You mean your ass would be in your head?
Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?
what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?
A guy I work with once pinned a fake picture (of a guy in a suit bent over,
with his head up his own ass) to the wall of his cubicle. Senior management
saw it and objected, so our wussy R&D manager made him take it down. Me and
the other senior engineer thought that was just fucken stupid, and told the
R&D manager, but not quite so elegantly (we were all mates). Then we both
printed out the picture and pinned it up in our cubicles. Senior management
saw it that day, and never said a word. The next day the picture was
everywhere in R&D. After a week or so we tired of that game, and most of the
pictures came down. Senior management also asked our R&D manager to ban
dilbert cartoons. By this stage he had started to develop a spine, and said
no.
Funny story: about a month after the heads-up saga, our boss showed a
picture of his pregnant wifes ultrasound scan to everyone at lunchtime. He
pointed out various bits, then said "theres the spine" to which some wit
replied "your obviously not the father then"
That implies that like me, you are perfect
6 ft tall, 6 ft wing
span, 3 ft nose to finger tips, 18 in cubit, 12 in forearm, 9 in
hand, 6 in thumbs up, 4 in fist, 3 in boy scouts fingers, 1 in
margin off the first digit's tip.
close. scale by 74"/72"
Never really need a tape measure, nor a rip saw since I can just
break the stinkin' board.
Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}
Cheers
Terry
