Speaker advice plz

[Olaf]

Am consider new speaker from Nertz skin.
You have with hair, and also without hair
Are the ones with out hair better?
I have heard the hairy ones sound fussier.
What do you recommend?

Olaf Omnispolyoskynischmit

 

[amdx]

Am consider new speaker from Nertz skin.
You have with hair, and also without hair
Are the ones with out hair better?
I have heard the hairy ones sound fussier.
What do you recommend?

Olaf Omnispolyoskynischmit

Thank you for your interest in our fine products,

Please be advised we have developed two newer models that will
be out soon*.
We now have the Curly Hair Model which has what we call the muffier sound.
The second new model is our Blonde Hair Model, this model has received
high praise and it is said to have more fun.

Our products are to dye for.

Thank You,
Gold E. Locks
Nertz Sales

*Please be advised we have had an outbreak of Alopecia in our
Hair Raising Lab. This will delay our new models for a short time,
it will not be permanent.

 

[amdx]

That happens when you mix Viagra with Miracle Grow to get long hair
in a hurry.

Thank you for the input, I will forward the to our technical department.
Gold E. Locks
Nertz Sales

 

[Michael]

   Thank you for the input, I will forward the to our technical department.
                           Gold E. Locks
                           Nertz Sales

Hey, your products had lice in them! I'm suing!

Ty Coon

 

[amdx]

Hey, your products had lice in them! I'm suing!

Ty Coon

I'm sorry for your inconvenience, we will be happy to service your
speakers for you. Please wrap them in triple heavy duty two mil plastic
bags and ship them to us for service.
I will personally expedite your order. If you have the original Hairy
Box please use it, on the outside of your box, put ATTN: Gold E. Locks.
Thank you,
Gold E. Locks
Nertz Sales.

 

[Michael]

  I'm sorry for your inconvenience, we will be happy to service your
speakers for you. Please wrap them in triple heavy duty two mil plastic
bags and ship them to us for service.
  I will personally expedite your order. If you have the original Hairy
Box please use it, on the outside of your box, put ATTN: Gold E. Locks.
                                     Thank you,
                                     Gold E. Locks
                                     Nertz Sales.

Oh okay. Now THAT is Customer Service! Lol.

Ty Coon

 

[Robert Baer]

Am consider new speaker from Nertz skin.
You have with hair, and also without hair
Are the ones with out hair better?
I have heard the hairy ones sound fussier.
What do you recommend?

Olaf Omnispolyoskynischmit

Dynamic cones on speakers look fuzzier WITH hair..