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MODERATOR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
FORUM USER: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
MODERATOR: I am your moderator!
FORUM USER: Well, I didn't vote for you.
MODERATOR: You don't vote for moderators.
FORUM USER: Well, 'ow did you become moderator then?
MODERATOR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, KrisBlueNZ, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your moderator!
Excerpt paraphrased from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm#Scene 3