Levity - it's what's for breakfast

[JoeRaisin]

Two muffins go into an oven.

One muffin says, "Does it feel like it's getting hot in here?"

The other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

 

[Craig Arnold]

Uh huh....

 

[Craig Arnold]

Maybe a "corny" muffin...

All this sounds like it's coming from a "corn" muffin.

 

[G. Morgan]

Now you've gone completely crackers.

Hey now...