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How many times did it beep?

B

Bob La Londe

Three so far.... four now...... um five now.....

Never mind. You are too stupid to own an alarm. Rip it off the wall, and
hire a security guard.
 
A

alarman

Three so far.... four now...... um five now.....

"OK, good, I think I know what's wrong, but we need to check the
magno-oscillator. You can help; stay there and count the beeps until you
reach 10,000. Then call me back, OK? If you lose track, you will need to
start over."
js
 
C

Crash Gordon

That's almost how I walk a dummies through disarming alarm system that they
don't know the code for (oh, we "just" moved in the house 5 years ago and we
forgot the code the old owner gave us) - so we thought we'd wake you up at 3
am because YOUR siren is going off. No, actually my siren is not going off
here...you must be mistaken.

Enter your code and push OFF.

We don't know your code.

You mean you don't know YOUR code.

Ok, well since you've got me up now do this, enter these digits as I tell
you:

123548522644878952 OFF

OK its disarmed now. What was that code again so I can write it down?

Oh, that code only works ONCE. IF you want a code that works all the time
you'll have to schedule a service call during normal business hours.

(Im only nice ONCE) :)




|> Three so far.... four now...... um five now.....
|
| "OK, good, I think I know what's wrong, but we need to check the
| magno-oscillator. You can help; stay there and count the beeps until you
| reach 10,000. Then call me back, OK? If you lose track, you will need to
| start over."
| js
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|
|
 
R

Robert L Bass

That's almost how I walk a dummies through
disarming alarm system that they don't know
the code for (oh, we "just" moved in the house
5 years ago and we forgot the code the old
owner gave us) - so we thought we'd wake you
up at 3 am because YOUR siren is going off...

We frequently get these types of calls from people who've recently moved
into a home with an alarm. They don't have the code and they don't know who
installed the system. They almost never have any interest in the alarm
other than how to silence it. I usually ask them to check the control panel
or window decals for the service phone number of the company that installed
the system. The amazing thing is that these folks will try to find someone
on the Internet before checking the Yellow Pages.

If I hear a siren in the background and they've found us online (we don't
advertise in the YP) I figure they're probably not a burglar. Imagine some
thief breaking into a house at night and then going online to find someone
to help him kill the alarm. :^)

If they seem legitimate I explain how to disable the siren without killing
the system. I also advise them to get it serviced in case the smoke
detectors are part of the system. Finally, I explain that we sell alarm
systems and components online to DIYers and if they want help in that regard
they can call back during business hours. If they have any interest at all
in that area we will make a sale.

--

Regards,
Robert L Bass

=============================>
Bass Home Electronics
4883 Fallcrest Circle
Sarasota · Florida · 34233
941-866-1100 Sales & Tech Support
http://www.bassburglaralarms.com
=============================>
 
B

Bob Worthy

"Robert L Bass" wrote in message
The amazing thing is that these folks will try to find someone
on the Internet before checking the Yellow Pages.

They don't want to pay a local company to service their alarm. What is so
amazing about that.
If they seem legitimate I explain how to disable the siren without killing
the system. I also advise them to get it serviced in case the smoke
detectors are part of the system. Finally, I explain that we sell alarm
systems and components online to DIYers and if they want help in that regard
they can call back during business hours. If they have any interest at all
in that area we will make a sale.

I don't want to get started here again about the licensing laws in Florida,
Robert but servicing and telephone sales...Ummm...point click save to
file RLB/DBPR.

Regards
 
J

Jim

Bob said:
"Robert L Bass" wrote in message


They don't want to pay a local company to service their alarm. What is so
amazing about that.


I don't want to get started here again about the licensing laws in Florida,
Robert but servicing and telephone sales...Ummm...point click save to
file RLB/DBPR.

Regards

Isn't it amazing how an ego can cause self destruction?

Heh heh heh heh !
 
B

Bob Worthy

Jim said:
Isn't it amazing how an ego can cause self destruction?

Heh heh heh heh !

Loose lips sink ships.......I wonder how he stays afloat anyways.
 
F

Frank Olson

Bob Worthy wrote:

Loose lips sink ships.......I wonder how he stays afloat anyways.


He just explains to anyone from the Government that his "office" is in
Brazil. :)
 
B

Bob La Londe

Dana Wiegner said:
Who is this Bob La Londe guy. I've only checked out this newsgroup twice
and I already dislike him.


Maybe you should call my boss and complain.


--
Bob La Londe
Fishing Arizona & The Colorado River
Fishing Forums & Contests
http://www.YumaBassMan.com



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A

alarman

Dana Wiegner said:
Who is this Bob La Londe guy. I've only checked out this newsgroup twice
and I already dislike him.

I can assure you that no one here gives a damn.
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