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PureOne

Hello, this is corey white. I love the Pope! You should too, let me
tell you my story of the new electronic baptism. There is positive
and negative electric fields in the air and that run over the wires.
The government all gets plugged into positive baptism energy that they
stole from the catholics. They have the international patent on
baptism.

The problem of positive and negative ac/dc static electric radio
fields has always been real. People have baptized themselves with
knives, and worn metal jewlry and crystals for years. some even blood
let to reduce the metal in the bodies. It is all supersticious.
Turns out the best conductor is water in the body, and when it is cold
it conducts even better.

Reptiles naturally have evolved to change their body heat with bio-
feedback to control the negative static charges on their bodies. They
meditate on hot rocks to protect themselves from radio fields. The
serpent lied to men and tricked them, as the bible says.

The truth is cold water and showers are true baptism, but after you
are done, you can not ever touch metal again, until another baptism.
They don't tell us this in church. The electric field will get under
your skin if you do. You also have to dry yourself and splash water
in your eyes. Some metal is grounded good though, and if it isn't
plugged in it will absorb even more electric charge.

The fire department has all of the lutheran positive energy running
through its own storage of water that gets charged up with electricity
and used in the case of emergency. You can fill a pot with water too,
plug wires into it at both ends and run high voltage electricity into
it to, like a "water bong". Except when you do you have to actually
broadcast positive energy into the water.

The "davinci code" rhyming dictionary I posted is full of positive
energy. Just broadcast the energy of that written song into the water
at high voltages and it charges up. If you fill the water will pieces
of crystal and gold it charges up too. You can actually use speakers
and sounds to do it, and run the speaker wire through the water while
the song is played and the same time as the music is played in the
room.

Then you have true holy water that's not running through the faucets.
Viva la revolution, freedom of silence. Be at peace.
 
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tadchem

Hello, this is corey white. I love the Pope! You should too, let me
tell you my story of the new electronic baptism. There is positive
and negative electric fields in the air and that run over the wires.
The government all gets plugged into positive baptism energy that they
stole from the catholics. They have the international patent on
baptism.

The problem of positive and negative ac/dc static electric radio
fields has always been real. People have baptized themselves with
knives, and worn metal jewlry and crystals for years. some even blood
let to reduce the metal in the bodies. It is all supersticious.
Turns out the best conductor is water in the body, and when it is cold
it conducts even better.

Reptiles naturally have evolved to change their body heat with bio-
feedback to control the negative static charges on their bodies. They
meditate on hot rocks to protect themselves from radio fields. The
serpent lied to men and tricked them, as the bible says.

The truth is cold water and showers are true baptism, but after you
are done, you can not ever touch metal again, until another baptism.
They don't tell us this in church. The electric field will get under
your skin if you do. You also have to dry yourself and splash water
in your eyes. Some metal is grounded good though, and if it isn't
plugged in it will absorb even more electric charge.

The fire department has all of the lutheran positive energy running
through its own storage of water that gets charged up with electricity
and used in the case of emergency. You can fill a pot with water too,
plug wires into it at both ends and run high voltage electricity into
it to, like a "water bong". Except when you do you have to actually
broadcast positive energy into the water.

The "davinci code" rhyming dictionary I posted is full of positive
energy. Just broadcast the energy of that written song into the water
at high voltages and it charges up. If you fill the water will pieces
of crystal and gold it charges up too. You can actually use speakers
and sounds to do it, and run the speaker wire through the water while
the song is played and the same time as the music is played in the
room.

Then you have true holy water that's not running through the faucets.
Viva la revolution, freedom of silence. Be at peace.

Let me guess, the health service is now providing laptops to out-
patients.

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
 
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Doktor Devilstated

I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...
 
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tadchem

I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...

I believe Benjamin Franklin invented the electric baptism. His design
involves flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a wire, while standing
in a puddle.

As he was an atheist, the experiment was a failure. Instead of
Heaven, he wound up going to Paris.

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
 
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Androcles

| On Feb 26, 5:00 pm, Doktor Devilstated <[email protected]>
| wrote:
| > I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
| > in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
| > they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
| > great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
| > your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
| > grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...
|
| I believe Benjamin Franklin invented the electric baptism. His design
| involves flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a wire, while standing
| in a puddle.
|
| As he was an atheist, the experiment was a failure. Instead of
| Heaven, he wound up going to Paris.
|
| Tom Davidson
| Richmond, VA

Baptism converts katalicks to Catholicism, but did BF invent the
catholithic converter for car exhausts?
 
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The Speaking Clock

| > I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
| > in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
| > they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
| > great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
| > your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
| > grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...
|
| I believe Benjamin Franklin invented the electric baptism.  His design
| involves flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a wire, while standing
| in a puddle.
|
| As he was an atheist, the experiment was a failure.  Instead of
| Heaven, he wound up going to Paris.
|
| Tom Davidson
| Richmond, VA

Baptism converts katalicks to Catholicism, but did BF invent the
catholithic converter for car exhausts?

I knew you were bored yesterday Androcles, but I never thought I'd see
you cross posting to alt.magick.

I'm temped to post your page on the devil star... hehehe
 
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