Eight and a Half Hour Monitoring Service - Dirt Cheap

[Bob La Londe]

Figuring that the bulk of burglaries happen only during certian times of day
we can offer discount monitoring only during those peak hours.

(Man this is a great gig. Only have to work 8 1/2 hrs a week. Wish I had
thought of htis years ago. I wonder if I can get that wino I saw down on
the river to stay sober and cover for me next week so I can take a
vacation?)

Oops. Did I type that out loud?

 

[Jim]

Figuring that the bulk of burglaries happen only during certian times of day
we can offer discount monitoring only during those peak hours.

(Man this is a great gig. Only have to work 8 1/2 hrs a week. Wish I had
thought of htis years ago. I wonder if I can get that wino I saw down on
the river to stay sober and cover for me next week so I can take a
vacation?)

Oops. Did I type that out loud?

Oh yeah, well, well, well .... I can give you *** NINE *** hours for
the same price.

AH HAH! So waddaya think about THAT?

 

[Crash Gordon]

Yah well...I got a betta idear...monitoring on demand...install HID reader
to read credik cards at the clients...pay by the hour or even the minute!

 

[Tracker]

Yah well...I got a betta idear...monitoring on demand...install HID reader
to read credik cards at the clients...pay by the hour or even the minute!

Funny stuff. In Philip K. Dick's novel "Ubik", household objects are
endowed with sentience and demand payment each time they are used: a
nickel to open the door, a quarter to use the shower, a dime to get
food out of the refrigerator. When the protagonist Joe Chip tries to
leave his "conapt" without paying, the door threatens him with a
lawsuit!.

 

[Mark Leuck]

Oh yeah, well, well, well .... I can give you *** NINE *** hours for
the same price.

AH HAH! So waddaya think about THAT?

Yea? Well I charge by the signal!

 

[Jim]

Yea? Well I charge by the signal!

Well here's a signal for ya, at no charge.
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Sorry ...... just couldn't resist.

 

[Mark Leuck]

Well here's a signal for ya, at no charge.
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Sorry ...... just couldn't resist.

Sorry is indeed the word whatever that is

 

[Doug L]

Get a 900 or 976 number and charge by the signal

Doug L

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[Crash Gordon]

That's my Help line for locals....$45 per minute and I'll answer any stupid
question you got.

Example call at 3am Sunday night:
Hi, I have an alarm you guys installed in my house 10 years ago. We're not
hooked up to your service. *Your* alarm is chirping and says Low Battery on
the keypad. What does that mean?

 

[R.H.Campbell]

It also means, RTFM.....)

RHC

That's my Help line for locals....$45 per minute and I'll answer any
stupid question you got.

Example call at 3am Sunday night:
Hi, I have an alarm you guys installed in my house 10 years ago. We're not
hooked up to your service. *Your* alarm is chirping and says Low Battery
on the keypad. What does that mean?

 

[Crash Gordon]

The next step they usually take *before* calling for help is pry open the
panel (because they lost the last 6 keys I mailed them (for free) is to rip
all the wiring apart. Then I get the call that: *you* need to come out and
repair *your* alarm for free because it kept me up all night.

Yah...a 900 number would be great !! Then I could keep them on the phone for
about an hour and yes... go out and repair the panel for *free*

 

[Jim]

Sorry is indeed the word whatever that is

Yeah, I know.

But I just thought I'd take a chance anyway .... that you'd actually
know what the word meant.